Dedicated to Apple the Real Cat – don’t worry these letters are not true 😉
Dear Apple,
I know you’re cute and furry, but your new “friend” (hopefully) is a bit more energizing.. You’re all about sleeping, eating, making a mess, and trying to read Grumpy Cat books. He’s more about barking and chasing a ball. His name is Noodle and he is a golden retriever, but I know that you’ll just think of him as an enemy.
Be NICE!
Ames
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Ames,
You must be kidding me. That stupid furball came in and barked in my face. I have exactly 2 words for him: GET OUT!
MEOW!!!!
Have a GRUMPY day!
Apple
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Apple,
Can you just try to be nice?
Ames
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Ames
Nice? What is that? You can get a disease from being too NICE. I don’t want to die because I was trying to be NICE to that furball named Macaroni or something.
Grr,
Apple
P.S. What’s your deal with naming pets after food?
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Apple,
Noodle is a friend. Not a foe. Think of him like your inspiration! Be friendly or else.
Ames
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Ames,
Or else what? I don’t want to be friendly (Mac and Cheese’s idea of friendly is chewing on a ball). Plus Mac and Cheese is not like Grumpy Cat- the best inspiration! Grumpy Cat is awesome!
Be ticked off– it’s good for you!
Apple
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Apple,
Be nice.
Ames
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Ames,
MEOW! MEOW! I protest! MEOWWWWWWW! I PROTEST!!!!
Howl your head off,
Apple
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Apple,
I give up.
Ames
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Ames,
Good. Giving up is a good thing. Let go of hope! It’s good for you!
Apple
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